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some people have these amazing laughs soft, musical, perfectly-pitched that are like gifts they’re bestowing to the world.
but this lady in my office has a laugh like a dying hyena
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Whyyyyy my life
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I might have scratched the car next to mine when I opened the door but that’s ok
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This is why I can’t live in la anymore.. Just took an embarrassing amount of time to parallel park. After hitting the curb. Twice.
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when I am financially sane again I will take care of you and you can be a couch surfer here
I’ll feed you at least one meal a day unless you like cereal then that’s like 5
I’ll feed you at least one meal a day unless you like cereal then that’s like 5
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It’s not good enough to take my youth, they (insert name of some sort of corporate devil) wanted my happiness too
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I’ll sleep when I’m dead
Or after I fail, whichever comes first
Or after I fail, whichever comes first
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I forgot I lost my silver pass so I didn’t go to disneyland either. I drove all the way to OC to find that out.
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I will never lose that 20 lbs now thanks to nutella
but that’s okay
I <3 nutella
but that’s okay
I <3 nutella
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I wanted to buy a THANKSGIVING tofurkey
with stuffing and all
cause that’s how you eat that shit
but noooo
it’s nowhere to be found
damn you capitalist america
with stuffing and all
cause that’s how you eat that shit
but noooo
it’s nowhere to be found
damn you capitalist america
