May 2012
1 post
3 tags
“some people have these amazing laughs soft, musical, perfectly-pitched that are...”
– tfk #103458
May 14th
June 2011
14 posts
5 tags
“Whyyyyy my life”
– tfk #987
Jun 14th
4 notes
7 tags
“I might have scratched the car next to mine when I opened the door but...”
– tfk 946
Jun 14th
1 note
8 tags
“This is why I can’t live in la anymore.. Just took an embarrassing amount...”
– tfk #2019
Jun 13th
1 note
7 tags
“when I am financially sane again I will take care of you and you can be a couch...”
– tfk #543
Jun 13th
1 note
9 tags
“It’s not good enough to take my youth, they (insert name of some sort of...”
– tfk #24524
Jun 10th
13 tags
“I’ll sleep when I’m dead Or after I fail, whichever comes first”
– tfk #249075
Jun 7th
17 notes
6 tags
“I forgot I lost my silver pass so I didn’t go to disneyland either. I...”
– tfk #491
Jun 7th
8 tags
“I will never lose that 20 lbs now thanks to nutella but that’s okay I...”
– tfk #193
Jun 6th
9 tags
“I wanted to buy a THANKSGIVING tofurkey with stuffing and all cause...”
– tfk #294
Jun 6th
6 tags
“I am outraged hahaha seriously there are really no asian markets around here...”
– tfk #250
Jun 4th
16 notes
9 tags
“OH MY GOD IT HURTS it started peeling a bit and it looked really funny so I...”
– tfk #592
Jun 4th
4 notes
11 tags
“Just got a reminder email about the test. As if I could forget about the looming...”
– tfk #194
Jun 3rd
5 notes
9 tags
“may 29, 8am. doomsday is coming.”
– tfk #5298
Jun 3rd
3 notes
6 tags
“Meeting with supervisor and recruiter this week. It’s like a parent...”
– tfk #4521
Jun 1st
3 notes
May 2011
13 posts
10 tags
“I’m stuck in a tiny spot between a lexus and a bmw. Fucking la.”
– tfk #2045
May 31st
6 tags
“my brain is so fried at least I just had an ah-ha moment”
– tfk #4259
May 26th
2 tags
“Woke up at 545 this morning. Nothing like stress as a natural alarm clock.”
– tfk #545
May 23rd
2 notes
9 tags
“it’s one of those days when I can’t be seen in public”
– tfk #821
May 19th
3 notes
8 tags
“conditions worsen. FML *worsened. That’s how bad it is. I forgot my...”
– tfk #402
May 19th
7 tags
“Probably calling in sick. I need to sit by a humidifier at all times.”
– tfk #459
May 19th
8 tags
“Drove to downtown. Didn’t check my class schedule. No session today. Fail.”
– tfk #341
May 18th
1 note
9 tags
“Roommate just got an ipad from her boss. The most that I get from my boss is a...”
– tfk #231
May 18th
1 note
7 tags
“Call me tomorrow morning and make sure I’m still alive?”
– tfk #199
May 18th
1 note
8 tags
“Oh my god this must be how it feels to die a slow painful death”
– tfk #459
May 18th
5 tags
“I just went through my closet and I only have 2 pairs of jeans but 8 little...”
– tfk #89
May 18th
3 tags
made a twitter to share the pain/fun
do follow! @TextsFromKristy we’re getting alllll social media savvy up in this shit.
May 17th
6 tags
“Bought lots of pain killers. Extra strength. Feeling great”
– tfk #130
May 17th
April 2011
32 posts
“Sometimes in the office they like to randomly turn off the lights. I suspect the...”
– tfk #zzzz 
Apr 28th
5 tags
“Every time someone stops by my cube, I have a mini-heart attack.”
– tfk #13
Apr 27th
5 notes
6 tags
“Who is this? 17148*03**1? Did I accidentally give out my number when drunk?”
– tfk #98
Apr 22nd
8 tags
“Just got a tinkerbell kite for Easter. LET’S GO TO THE BEACH! (with our...”
– tfk #495
Apr 22nd
10 tags
“I was just asked if I was an intern. This haircut was not a good idea after all”
– tfk #104
Apr 21st
2 notes
8 tags
“Two days later, still hungover”
– tfk #245
Apr 20th
1 note
9 tags
“The first thing I did in the morning was to check my phone to see if I...”
– tfk #120
Apr 20th
1 note
9 tags
“It’s 1:50AM and I’m doing laundry in my building - wet and messy...”
– tfk #535
Apr 20th
10 tags
“God I’m still nauseous. I thought hangovers were supposed to get better as...”
– tfk #denial-42
Apr 20th
1 note
7 tags
“Man we are fails. Next time professional party planners!”
– tfk #765
Apr 19th
4 notes
10 tags
“Anddd this is the last time I waste my time on someone subpar”
– tfk #501
Apr 19th
8 tags
“text 1: Oh god there’s a spider in my apt text 2: And I’m alone...”
– tfk #241
Apr 19th
10 tags
“text 1: Overslept. Late for work. How did that happen? I wasn’t even drunk...”
– tfk #189
Apr 19th
1 note
9 tags
“just watched music video for Dog Days Are Over and now I won’t be able to...”
– tfk #422
Apr 18th
3 notes
9 tags
“We will both get very drunk tonight. I specified in the email but should have...”
– tfk #919
Apr 18th
3 notes
14 tags
“I feel like I just downed a couple of red bulls and want to run a marathon.”
– tfk #34
Apr 15th
11 tags
“Having one of those extremely high strung days, I stopped fighting it and...”
– tfk #112
Apr 15th
2 notes
5 tags
“God I can’t believe we’re old enough to say “back in the day,...”
– tfk #912
Apr 15th
1 note
10 tags
“By the time I buy all my furniture, it’s going to be time for me to move....”
– tfk #276
Apr 12th
10 tags
“must find asian bakery around here. sudden craving for the food of my people”
– tfk #863
Apr 12th
9 tags
“I only needed to buy TWO things. Hand soap and cayenne pepper. I went to Trader...”
– tfl #222
Apr 12th
11 tags
“text 1: btw bring cash text 2: do you have cash to spot? I just failed”
– tfk #824
Apr 12th