Jun. 3, 2011 at 3:37pm with 3 notes
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may 29, 8am. doomsday is coming.
— tfk #5298
May. 19, 2011 at 12:24pm
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conditions worsen. FML
*worsened. That’s how bad it is. I forgot my grammar.
— tfk #402
Apr. 12, 2011 at 12:24pm
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I only needed to buy TWO things. Hand soap and cayenne pepper. I went to Trader Joes and they didn’t have the only two things I needed. Instead, I spent $30 on food I don’t need.
— tfl #222
Apr. 11, 2011 at 6:48pm
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I don’t burn things as much as I used to (in terms of cooking)
— tfk #764
Mar. 31, 2011 at 3:36pm
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Blackberry wine for $5! I’m going to conveniently forget Paris’ lesson about cheap wine
— tfk #409
12:24pm
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I thought you were comparing me to alexandra wallace which I didn’t understand but I went with it
— tfk #611
9:12am
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You know what sucks? Getting a papercut on your knuckles. Band-aids just don’t conform to the ridges of your hand very well.
— tfk #45
Mar. 29, 2011 at 3:36pm
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kristy moments
friend:i'm having a kristy day. can't find my driver's license
kristy:I don't appreciate having my name used in vain. This must be how God feels.
Mar. 28, 2011 at 1:12pm
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I always forget ONE thing whenever I go grocery shopping so I made sure to write out a list this time. I forgot the shopping list.
— Tfk# 283
Mar. 25, 2011 at 3:36pm
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Oh good god, I just slipped in the coffee room but caught myself. After spilling hot cocoa everywhere and possibly re-spraining my ankle. Kitchen floor 1, Kristy 0.
— tfk #712